My Son : Dad, What made you marry Mom
Me : It was love at
first sight. Beautiful mole on cheek
pounded my heart.
My Son: Ghosh, for a small mole you bought such a huge
monster...
My Dad asked me one day : What you want to do in future?
I replied: Sensible enough ,
As not going to ask a 5 year old Kid such questions.
My son, after getting beaten up by my wife, looked angrily
at me
He asked: when did you visited Pakistan?
I replied : Never
He : Afganistan ?
I replied : Never ever
He : Then from where the hell you bought this Terrorist??
My Dad always downloads about his old time on me.
In our time this & that.
Once he said: You know, I used to take 10rs from home and will
bring groceries and milk together.
I replied : Yaa Dad now time is changed ,every shop is now
having CCTV FACILITY.......
Kids , I asked my son : What about your result today?
Son: Dad ,got 80% ...
Me : Hey,marksheet shows 40% only..
Son: Rest 40% will be credited post Aadhar card linking.
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