Biggest Advantage of Technology, Lots of women on Wats app
chatting together but with UTTER SILENCE
Once Creator deleted entire MEMORY from males mind. Post
that he questioned "Do you remember anything?''
Man : Yes and told his wifes name
Creater : formatted the entire system but still Virus not
cleaned....
When Husband and wife in bed silently thinking
Wife thinks
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Why the hell is he not talking?
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Am i not as beautiful as i was earlier ?
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Had I gain weight?
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Does my face has wrinkles?
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Is he having some affair?
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Is he fed up with everyday quarrel?
Husband Thinking:
Who will be winning the IPL FINAL
Watching TV with wife,
Me:Put sports channel
She : No
Me : Ok I will see....
She : What will you see??
Me: Whatever you are seeing on TV.
As per the survey conducted ,40% of the married males are
undergoing trauma conditions due to
their wives, rest 60% were afraid to take the survey
In India, Only 5%
females play Cricket,Badminton,Lawn tennis etc... rest 95% becomes wife and
plays with husbands life...
Wife (After quarrel) :Say those three magical words
Husband : I love you
Wife : No,not at all try again
Husband : I like you
Wife : No way
Husband: I miss you
Wife: Don't make me angry. These are not the words
Husband : I was at Fault...
Wife Rocks....
One tensed Husband reached the doctor clinic.He took aside
Doctor & talked
Doc : Wat happened ?
Husband : My wife by mistake ate the 8 GB Memeory card of my
phone & she is singing since then.Pls take that out immediately..
Doctor For how long she's been singing.
Husband: Screw the songs doctor , I am just afraid of the
moment when she will reach Video
folder...
Art of living by Sri Sri Ravi Shanker Ji. Bringing out wife
empty handed from a shopping mall is also"Art of Living".
Hoarding on a roadside, Beautiful model standing with a
mixer in hand,mentioning " Exchange Offer"
I was consistently staring
at the same .
My wife said: Its only on mixer, lets move
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